Selling the Jeep!

Guess what?! When the Jeep sells, we get new carpet! Tell EVERYONE you know.

Here are the specs:

97 Jeep Wrangler - $7600

--BRAND NEW Top
--4" Body Lift
--33" Tires
--2.5L 4cyl.
--High flow Rechargeable intake
--Custom exhaust
--Low miles - 110,000?
--Chrome Nerf Bars
--Chrome bumpers, w/lights
--Chrome dress-up parts on: hood, mirrors, lights, grill
--Alpine CD player, w/ iPod/MP3 input
--Sound bar with 6.5" Orion components
--8" bazooka sub
--4x50 watt clarion amp (in locking trunk).
--Diamond plate body armor.
--Interior is in great shape
--Receiver Hitch for towing
--5-speed manual
--4X4
--Custom rims
--New battery

Jessie made it better.

I'm really going to try to go to this girl to get my haircut more often.

Dear Overly-Confident Hairdresser...

I am taking these pictures as a means of reminding myself why I do should not, and will not return to your place of employment. I realize that when most people say, "give me bangs," they have not researched photos for days on end to find out exactly what they want. I realize they probably have not uploaded a stupid picture of themselves on-line and "tried on" different hairstyles with bangs. But I did, and Josh can attest to it. I am a dork, and I fully admit it. So when I say, "I want bangs to 'here' and I want them to sweep to the side, you should not do this:


and then tell me that you don't want to cut it shorter because it will "bug the hell out of [me]." I'm pretty sure hair that covers my eyes will bug me more than hair that sits above my eyes. And what's with the uneven "bangs" bit? I don't understand. At least, for the time being, I can do something with it to hide the unevenness that you managed to create... but I think you owe me $14.00 plus whatever I end up paying to have it remedied at 4:00 pm today with a real hairdresser.

I might be willing to have a cat...

...if I could do this to it:

Dog and Beth, the Bounty Hunters