I want coffee.

It's not that I just want coffee, it's that I want coffee without having to make my way downstairs. I'm not lazy...I'm just....lazy? Hmm. Going down the stairs is a lot easier than coming up the stairs, but once down, the only way to use the bathroom is to go back up the stairs eventually. And let's face it, after drinking coffee, going back upstairs is inevitable.

Any suggestions?